Just received the OK to share a wonderful poem I found on my preferred poetry blog; Write Out Loud, ruthlessly lampooning the Corporate World and it’s inherent characters. I smiled, laughed and giggled all the way through my reading – I am visually stimulated and his visuals were hilarious!
I’m sure, if you ever inhabited that high-rise enterprise you’ll enjoy it too, so I’ve copied it below his ‘permission’.
Hi Frances
Thanks very much for your kind and thoughtful comments re: ‘Monday Morning – 9AM’ I really appreciate you taking the time to comment.
Of course you can use it on your blog – maybe just put a reference on there to my website www.thecrowsofalbion.com so folk might head over and take a look/listen at more stuff 😃
I’ve left those days of meetings behind – thank god. took early retirement and never looked back. I certainly don’t miss any of the characters in this poem I can tell you 😉
Thanks once again – glad you liked it
Ian
Just in case you haven’t clicked over to Write Out Loud to read the poem, here it is:
Monday Morning – 9AM
He calls the meeting to order
The alligator with the human skin briefcase
Teeth like buzz-saw blades
She raises the first objection
The girl with butterfly wings
Muddy puddles for eyes
The maggot takes the minutes
Slowly chewing the page
Drizzling ink-blood on paper
Smudging ideas
A firefly drifts aimlessly
From subject to subject
Saying nothing
Words like gossamer cobwebs
And the hyena
Stares out of the window
And smiles
While playing a fountain pen
Round and round
His finger claws
Interrupted
By a slow spider
Who distributes
Croissants and coffee
To break up the tedium
A cat licks the cream pot
A dog chews an idea bone
A parrot with golden plumage
Mimics the boar who is speaking
In riddles and rhymes
The clock runs counter clockwise
Seconds stretch into minutes
Minutes to hours
Like clouds across a mountain
Slowly the objectives unwind
Leaving snapping dragons
And mewling little demons
Clicking and clacking
Digging up bones
Long buried and forgotten
When the gavel comes down
The corporate menagerie
Dust of their crisp suits
From a century of dust
Adjust their positions
Raise to their full height
Of not much or nothing at all
And leave through the door
Of shimmering dreams
And rose coloured glass
Come on down you pretenders
You hoary old men
You power dressed bitches
You meek being led
By faceless monstrosities
Sitting in caves
At the end of an oak paneled corridor.
This is the Company
Grinding up lives
In its mincing gears
The time and the date
Placed in the diary
Along with the doodles
And pertinent points
From a thousand
Monday morning meetings
Where caffeine and ambition
Pump screaming adrenaline
Into the veins of the smiling
Ruthless devourers of souls
Ian Whiteley © 2019
Don’t forget to check out his website too.
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